Pluspunten
Free coffee every morning. Real coffee too, not the stuff in k-cups.
Right next to Costco
Minpunten
Will get the "we're doing amazing things" on-boarding speech.
Sign in and out with a fingerprint.
Clock in no more than 5 minutes early, no more than 5 minutes late.
30 minute lunches, also following the 5 minute rule.
Track your whereabouts with a log book, unrelated to clock-in and out system.
Hostile HR.
A vicious firing occurred in the first two weeks.
Engineering had to go through the sales orientation. I had to pretend to be on a call with an 'Angry customer' played by the orienter. I'm a programmer. I talk to boxes, not people.
You can't keep any materials (including NDAs) given to you outside of the drawer in your desk.
Will send a lawyer to bother you after you leave (cease and desist).
Will repeatedly ask if - and imply that - you inserted malicious code when you leave.